Monday, September 17, 2007

Imagine This

The other day, I was driving home down the East-bound express lane. I checked my rear view mirror (huh-huh, rear view, which will be much funnier to you at the end of this post...) and I saw more motorcycles barreling down on me and my little Honda than I have ever seen before in my entire life. As they fly past my little car, Morganarama (my passenger) goes "Ooh, their jackets are sparkly!"

Then, we notice a bike with a passenger leaning forward, holding tight to her honey... and her a$$ crack is hanging out the top of her low ride jeans. That isn't even the funniest part of this story! About 20 or 30 bikes later (that might be a bit of an exaggeration, but you catch my drift), we see two or three more chicas with a$$ crack hanging out, but their crack is punctuated with thongs. One of them was a red sparkly thong.

Huh-huh Rear view. Told you it would be funnier now.

1 comment:

Morganarama said...

I just need to add that the first booty crack we saw wasn't just regular crack either. It was WELL over half of her junk hanging out that trunk.

Maybe she was tryin' to get us love drunk off her hump.