Thursday, December 27, 2007

What would you do if...

I got this e-mail from a friend a couple of weeks ago, and I'm just now getting around to answering it...

What would you do if:

1) The President of the United States called you?
Teach him how to say "nuclear." 'noo-CLEE-uhr'

2) You won the lottery?
Buy my grandparents' cottage on Cape Cod, give money to my family (especially my parents to pay them for all the extra school they paid for for me), get a new car, give money to charity each year, donate money to the Challenger Center

3) You got invited to be on a reality TV show?
Depends on the show I guess...For American Idol I'd sing my lungs out for Simon and my Dawg. For Biggest Loser, well, I'd be a little upset, I'm not that big! For Beauty and the Geek, I'd darn well better be the beauty...

4) You caught a friend stealing from you?
Never speak to them again

5) You witnessed a murder?
report it

6) A random stranger offered you candy?
Um, luckily, I am an adult, so candy isn't that important to me... oh hell, who am I kidding? it's candy! Free candy! Woo hoo!

7) MySpace and Facebook closed?
whospace? what?

8) A genie granted you one wish?
Duh, I'd wish for more wishes!

9) You lost your favorite possession?
things are not that important to, if someone stole my hubby, we'd have a throw down with me opening one giant keg-o-whoopass

10) You found 10 dollars on the ground?
Woo hoo! Free money! I'd give the free money to a charity.

11) Your date throws up on you?
Thank goodness I'm not dating anymore... although my brother-in-law had to catch his wife's vomit a couple of weeks ago... poor guy.

12) Someone cut off a chunk of you hair?
Pay her and go along my merry way.

13) Your favorite celebrity comes to visit you?
Dang, who is my favorite celebrity? O, of course! Oprah! Um... if she showed up I'd probably freak out. I'd have one of those major conniption fits, jumping up and down, screaming at the top of my lungs, crying the ugly cry.

14) You were stranded on an island with nothing but the ability to make one phone call?
I'd call the President and ask him to rescue me as thanks for teaching him how to say "nuclear."

Wednesday, December 26, 2007

Elf Yourself!

Check out my brother, sister-in-law, their cat Loki and dog Raja as elves! Click HERE!

Jesus Doesn't Like Cutters

In case you didn't already know, Jesus doesn't like cutters. I learned this on Sunday night when my family made the traditional annual trek to the Our Lady of the Snows Shrine. My mom, dad and aunt were in another car, and my hubby and my sister-in-law and I were in our car.

We approached the Shrine's entrance, patiently waiting in the line of cars. The line had to be at least a mile long, barely moving. We inched closer and closer to the entrance. Then, from the lane to our left, a car slowed down (having not patiently waited in line like the rest of us) and turned on its blinker to enter our lane. From the back seat I hear my sister-in-law Chelsey say, "Don't let him in or you'll go to hell; Jesus doesn't like cutters, you know."

So, the driver of the silver mini-van in front of us is going to hell. Merry Christmas!

Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Our Christmas House

Here's what our house looks like for Christmas:

Just kidding! That's the gingerbread house I worked so hard on. OK, so it's not super duper, but boy did it taste good! Here's our house for real:

Our cruise is only two months and two weeks away. Yay! Oh yeah, in case I haven't told you, we're going on a cruise in February. Can't wait.

Thursday, December 06, 2007

The Most Amazing Video

Yes, Morgan and Jessi, this video is TRULY amazing.


You've now had your mind blown. Courtesy of a real rocket scientist (Dr. James Rice)I listened to tonight. You're Welcome.